Welcome to my collection of sarcastic quotes. Hope you like them and learn from these sarcastic quotes. Ashleigh Brilliant It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black. Paul Newman No one is a virgin, the world screws us all Anonymous I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here. Stephen Bishop I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx Don't talk to me, when I'm talking to myself Anonymous History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. George Bernard Shaw I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. Mark Twain He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. Oscar Wilde He was happily married but his wife wasn't. Victor Borge A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility. Lawrence G. Lovasik If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies? Charles Pierce I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. Clarence Darrow You have delighted us long enough. Jane Austen The 100% American is 99% idiot. Anonymous We are all going to hell, and I am driving the bus Anonymous Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt. Cassandra Clare A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it. Anonymous No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend. Anonymous The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. Frank Zappa I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. Anonymous If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out. Lawrence Ferlinghetti I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Anonymous I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here. Stephen Bishop I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. Anonymous He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. Oscar Wilde It's a catastrophic success. Anonymous I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions the curtain was up. Groucho Marx A day without sunshine is like night. Anonymous |