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Life is too short to work so hard.
Vivien Leigh

Life is 10 percent what you make it, and 90 percent how you take it.
Irving Berlin

Life is like a trumpet - if you don't put anything into it, you don't get anything out of it.
William Christopher Handy

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Life is never easy for those who dream.
Robert James Waller

All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
Charles M. Schulz

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
Isaac Asimov

Life appears to me too short to be spent in nursing animosity, or registering wrongs.
Charlotte Bronte

Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
William Wallace

Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
Jean-Paul Sartre

Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.
Frank Lloyd Wright

Life consists in what a man is thinking of all day.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is a long lesson in humility.
James M. Barrie

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing.
Marcus Aurelius

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
Dave Barry

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Truman Capote

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
Brendan Gill

The fear of life is the favorite disease of the 20th century.
William Lyon Phelps

Life is half spent before we know what it is.
George Herbert